Your horoscopes for the week

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 09/18/2017 at 12:34 • Filed to: None

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Sorry, Scorpios

For Sweden > Dusty Ventures 09/18/2017 at 12:41

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Keep Oppo Scorpio

404 - User No Longer Available > Dusty Ventures 09/18/2017 at 12:44

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http://www.theonion.com/features/horoscope

The Onion does it much better.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dusty Ventures 09/18/2017 at 12:47

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Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab > For Sweden 09/18/2017 at 13:34

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Speaking of this, I was at the Andrews AFB airshow yesterday and saw a guy wearing a Merkur Club of America shirt.

That’s not something I thought existed.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Dusty Ventures 09/18/2017 at 14:48

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Til. If you need to pay your phone bill and get milk. You’re literally cancer.

Dusty Ventures > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/18/2017 at 20:12

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Next week’s is better

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dusty Ventures 09/19/2017 at 07:42

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what’s he got against us Scorpios?

we’re not the devil (i think?)